How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...