Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...