Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...