One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...