Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.