Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.