Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....