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Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...