Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...