A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Worlds
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS – by O.J. Simpson 24. THE...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...