Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...