Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...