Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...