Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...