Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...