What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...