Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...