Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....