Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...