A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...