Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...