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Lisping Midget
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Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
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|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Commanding the dumb
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A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
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A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.