Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!