Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...