Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...