What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...