Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Musicians on a sinking ship
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Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Seminars for Men
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...