A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.