An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...