Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...