Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...