yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
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A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Even More Blonde Q and A
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As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....