When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...