Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...