What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...