The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Politically correct seasons greetings
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Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...