Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...