Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...