A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...