Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter