What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...