24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...