Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...