What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
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Packing Elephants
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Do you know why single women cannot fart?
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Men writing the rules
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What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
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Lawyers & Sperm
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Some Words of Wisdom
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Bad drivers.
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Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,”You won’t believe what I saw on...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...