A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !