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Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
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There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
The Diet
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The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
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For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
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A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
USENET Parody
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