Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.