Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...