No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...