Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...