Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...