Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...